Have just lowered the price of the dead-tree versions, because holy crap I didn't realize shipping was that much. So it shouldn't be much over fifteen dollars now.

...I am sorry to anyone who ordered it when it was more expensive, but they all got their copy signed, except for one person, I think, so...yeah.

These guys won't leave me alone. This is my excuse.

( Current events re: NRC )

ANYWAY a reminder that the dead-tree version is still available! It is surprisingly shiny and satisfyingly not digital! It can be found here!

The print version is now available! It is fifteen dollars, but shipping is, of course, extra. Bah internet. STILL.

If you'd like to purchase a copy, click here. And then some other places. You'll know them when you see them.

( Well, that took longer than I expected. )

So. Now that that wholly unnecessary part of the post is over, I am working on getting things together for a dead-tree version. Now, this book being completely available to read for free on the internet, it would probably be a little silly to bind it just so I would have a physical copy to wave around when people ask me what I was doing all last year if it wasn't paying attention. That doesn't mean I wouldn't still do it, but since I get carried away and have some extra things you all might be interested in anyway, I thought I would take a page out of a webcomic book tradition and have bonus material (which I've mentioned before in a few places). I just wanted to make sure no one would have some sort of weird moral objection to me putting rather a lot in there. And also to see if there was any interest in a family tree, because if there isn't, I am so not going to bother with putting this thing in a digital format.

So, um. Yes. Apart from a post sometime in the upcoming few weeks, this is it. Thank you for reading this far, and being so amazing and wonderful to listen to (read?) and correcting the numerous dumb mistakes I am bound to make. You guys are the best.

(...can I say "And they all lived happily ever after"? Because even if we don't, I kinda feel it'd be appropriate. Well, whatever.)

Okay, I need to stop pretending that I am miraculously going to finish, type, edit, and post a chapter today. I haven't even worked on it today, actually. I have been reading Narbonic instead. I'm not even going to lie to you, because this is only the latest in a long string of attempts to put off writing the dern thing. Because wow, this chapter is being a bitch. Remember how I finished last week's chapter super-early? I have been working on the new chapter since last Tuesday, at least hypothetically. Nearly two weeks I have been on this chapter; you'd think I'd be at least close to done, right? Well, you'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

I might offer apologies if this weren't already so frustrating to me, but as it is I mostly just want to punch something. Probably myself.

Anyway, the point you should take away from this is that this weekend's chapter will hopefully be up tomorrow, or possibly Tuesday. I sincerely hope for the former, but the way things have been going....

Okay, so, there will not be an update this weekend. I know, I know, terrible time to break, so near the end and in the thick of things and whatnot! But there just won't be one until next weekend. Not even going to pretend there's a good reason for this; Wednesday was my last day of school and I am just taking a break. Sorry!